February 23 is National Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day! In honor of the holiday, I have a prompt. A man walks into a pet store with his Tamaskan Dog (hooray obscure dog breeds!) and they look around the dog treat section. The man picks one up and asks the Tamaskan, "What about this one?" The dogs says that it has too many calories and doesn't defend against tartar. A clerk comes over and asks if he's looking for anything specific, and the Tamaskan says to the clerk, "Yeah, this guy over here is all out of treats and he won't shut up about it! What kind of biscuit is right for humans?"
Take it from there.
