I assume that any of you who watched 30 Rock are quite familiar with the EGOT, which is to win an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony. The two groups of people for whom it is easiest to EGOT are composers and writers. Think about it: you can write a TV show, you can write a song, you can write a movie, and you can write a play or a musical. Since I'm about as good at songwriting as I am at any of that ridiculous duct tape art, I'm going for another goal instead: the ePot. You substitute a Pulitzer for a Grammy, and it's capitalized that way because it's so much more fun. It's also more fun to say.
For those of you who think screenwriting might be fun but haven't a clue how the proper formatting is supposed to go and don't have $200 to spend on software that does it for you, the basics are at http://www.screenwriting.info/