Two Holidays

I know not what I have done to
receive this fate.

January 14 has two fun holidays, so instead of picking I've decided to do both: it's a two-for-one day!

First, it's Clean Off Your Desk Day. This means that you need to get organized so that you can start writing without having to look for things all over the place. If you work on the computer, this can mean getting rid of old files that you haven't worked on for a while or that have gotten totally blanked out. Even blank files take up about 18 MB of space.

Second, it's Dress Up Your Pet Day. This is a more fun holiday than the previous one. If you have any characters that have domestic animals, I want you to write a paragraph that involves them finding simply *the* best outfit for their pet and attempting to put it one. Then write the same paragraph in the point of view of the poor victim.